Toot Loops Real

A beat machine built from the human body, with real recorded farts on top and room for your own sounds.

The Gut

Tap cells to program 16 steps. Pick any sound for each lane: real hand percussion, synthesized body sounds, real farts or your own uploads.

Tempo (BPM)

Swing 20%

Pattern

Fart Board

real recordings and remixes built from them. Play them live over the beat, or turn on Record pads to drop them into it.

Pitch 1.00×

Volume 80%

Your Sounds

Add your own samples. They show up on the board in green and can go into any beat lane. They stay saved in this browser only.

Drop audio files here MP3, WAV, M4A, OGG and most other audio formats. Silence at the start and end is trimmed automatically. Up to 20 seconds per sound.

Keys: 1–0 and Q–P fire the first 20 pads · Space plays or stops the beat · Esc stops all sounds.

Sample credits: fart recordings from the terminalfart (Apache-2.0) and pull-my-finger (MIT) npm packages. Claps and cajon hits from the Versilian Community Sample Library (CC0). Body synth sounds are generated live in your browser.